Kotin's Notes

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The Bandit Cleavers of Elanthia

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Mission:  To keep trade routes safe from the threat of bandits.  

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Goal:  To assist you on your missions to protect travelers and clear bandits.

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Members: 

   Kotin (founder)

   Jalodg (tracker)

   Dardosei (Triage Department)

   Mayor Cruxophim (Honorary Member) 

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VIP Clients:  Alendi, Rendena 

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Cleaver Treasury: 

5,000 silver

1 chrism

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Cleaver Shop: (click for shop)

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Cleaver Armory:

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You see a plethora of two-handed weapons.  

You see and endless supply of metal breastplates. 

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What bandits has to say about us:

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You hear a voice shout, "Die, ya manticore-wrangler!"

A human rogue shouts, "Die, ya gnome-cruncher!"

A human marauder shouts, "Die, ya malignancy!"

You hear a voice shout, "Die, ya whipster!"

A human highwayman shouts, "Die, ya haggard!"

An elven bandit glances at you and shouts, "Ain'tcha got better things to do than pick a fight?  Git lost!"

You hear a voice shout, "Die, ya rabbit-sucker!"

A giantman marauder shouts, "Die, ya scullion!"

A human bandit shouts, "Die, ya baggage!"

You hear a voice shout, "Die, ya roa'ter wormling!"
You hear a voice shout, "Die, ya whipster!"

You hear a voice shout, "Die, ya clotpole!"

You hear a voice shout, "Die, ya lout!"

A human thief shouts, "Die, ya scut!"

A halfling robber shouts, "Die, ya urgh-taster!"

A half-elven robber shouts, "Die, ya vassal!"

A halfling bandit shouts, "Die, ya hawknose!"

You hear a voice shout, "Die, ya nut-hook!"

You hear a voice shout, "Die, ya apple-john!"

A half-elven bandit shouts, "Die, ya minnow!"

A human brigand shouts, "Die, ya reiver-kisser!"

You hear a voice shout, "Die, ya brown-noser!"

A human marauder shouts, "Die, ya death-token!"

You hear a voice shout, "Die, ya vysan-lover!"

A half-elven highwayman shouts, "It's no use hidin'!" while cracking a grin.

A half-elven highwayman searches around nervously.

A human brigand shouts, "Die, ya skainsmate!"

A giantman marauder shouts, "Die, ya measle!"

A half-krolvin thief shouts, "Die, ya waterfly!"

A giantman outlaw shouts, "Die, ya frog-wart!"

You hear a voice shout, "Die, ya plunder-sack!"

A half-krolvin rogue shouts, "Die, ya foot-licker!"
A human mugger shouts, "Die, ya bladder!"

A human mugger shouts, "Die, ya canker-blossom!"

A giantman brigand shouts, "Die, ya egg-shell!"

A half-krolvin mugger shouts, "Die, ya miscreant!"

A halfling marauder shouts, "Die, ya halfling-tosser!"

 

A human rogue glances at you and shouts, "Run 'long, ya milksop!  I ain't concerned with you!"

The rogue could probably wipe the floor with you.  <--  HA!

Thens I do this:

You assault a human rogue with an unrelenting fury! (these are 20 trains aboves me)
You swing a sharpened steel claidhmore at a human rogue!
With no room to spare, the human rogue manages to parry the blow with his mace!
You swing a sharpened steel claidhmore at a human rogue!
The human rogue moves at the last moment to evade the attack!
You swing a sharpened steel claidhmore at a human rogue!
  AS: +297 vs DS: +237 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +77 = +171
   ... and hit for 66 points of damage!
   Spinal cord damaged by smash to the back.
   The human rogue is stunned!

You spin around looking for something to attack!
You assault a human rogue with an unrelenting fury!
You swing a sharpened steel claidhmore at a human rogue!
  AS: +300 vs DS: +217 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +19 = +136
   ... and hit for 63 points of damage!
   Awesome shot collapses a lung!
You swing a sharpened steel claidhmore at a human rogue!
  AS: +300 vs DS: +211 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +94 = +217
   ... and hit for 84 points of damage!
   Strong slash to the human rogue's right leg!
   Muscles exposed!
   Not a pretty sight.
   The human rogue is knocked to the ground!
You swing a sharpened steel claidhmore at a human rogue!
  AS: +300 vs DS: +162 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +96 = +268
   ... and hit for 129 points of damage!
   Right eye ripped from head, along with most of brain.
The human rogue rolls over and dies.

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Local Reviews:

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Jalodg squeakily exclaims, "You saveds me!"  - 30th of Jastatos, 5117

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Alendi says, "That went really well."  -  6th day of Eoantos (31 trains above me), 5117

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