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Porcupine Flares

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There I was, just minding my own business, when these, these bandits just started killing themselves all over my armors.  I'll let these guys explain.

A plain wooden arrow flies out of the shadows toward you!   <---  Rogue was hiding 

AS: +262 vs DS: +147 with AvD: +18 + d100 roll: +41 = +174

... and hits for 6 points of damage!

Thrust glances off your knee.

Might be stiff tomorrow, but it's okay now.

 

** Your mithglin chausses emit a searing bolt of lightning at the human rogue! **

... 50 points of damage!

Electrical charge toasts foe! You get a sharp whiff of burning hair.

[You have 13 kills remaining.]

The human rogue falls to the ground and dies.

The wooden arrow breaks apart and crumbles away.

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A human thief leaps out of his hiding place!

A human thief swings a broadsword at you!

AS: +399 vs DS: +165 with AvD: +18 + d100 roll: +15 = +267  <-- This guy is 30 levels above me. 

... and hits for 23 points of damage!

Large gash to your right arm, several muscles torn.

You are stunned for 1 rounds!

 

Your white mithril greaves emit a searing bolt of lightning at the human thief!

... 30 points of damage!

Electric blast goes right to the heart! Fibrillation can be fun.

The human thief falls to the ground and dies.  <--  Apparently, level difference is of no consequence for the flaring porcupine!

A human thief seems a bit less imposing.

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A giantman mugger leaps out of his hiding place!
A giantman mugger swings a mace at you!
  AS: +272 vs DS: +184 with AvD: +18 + d100 roll: +19 = +125
   ... and hits for 3 points of damage!
   Glancing blow to your right leg!

 ** Your mithglin chausses emit a searing bolt of lightning at the giantman mugger! **

   ... 50 points of damage!
   Electrical charge toasts foe!  You get a sharp whiff of burning hair.

[You have 14 kills remaining.]
The giantman mugger falls to the ground and dies.

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A half-elven rogue swings a scimitar at you!
  AS: +234 vs DS: +147 with AvD: +12 + d100 roll: +5 = +104
   ... and hits for 1 point of damage!
   Blow slides along your ribs.
  Almost tickles.

 ** As you are hit, the outer rim of your mithril field plate seems to fold inward upon itself drawing the half-elven rogue along with it! **
   ... 30 points of damage!
   In a massive display of gore, the half-elven rogue's neck explodes violently!

[You have completed this portion of your Adventurer's Guild task.]
The half-elven rogue falls to the ground and dies.

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A plain wooden arrow flies out of the shadows toward you!
  AS: +332 vs DS: +134 with AvD: +9 + d100 roll: +72 = +279
   ... and hits for 13 points of damage!
   Minor puncture to the left leg.

 ** Your mithglin chausses emit a searing bolt of lightning at the elven  outlaw! **

   ... 50 points of damage!
   Electrical charge toasts foe!  You get a sharp whiff of burning hair.

[You have 3 kills remaining.]
The elven  outlaw falls to the ground and dies.
The wooden arrow breaks apart and crumbles away.

Turns out it was an elven outlaw... body decayed in the shadows a few moments later.

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A Grimswarm orc warrior swings a morning star at you!
  AS: +195 vs DS: +153 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +76 = +137
   ... and hits for 5 points of damage!
   A feeble blow to your right arm!

 ** Your white mithril greaves emit a searing bolt of lightning at the orc warrior! **

A Grimswarm orc warrior manages to block some of the elemental damage with her wooden shield!  <--can't block progress!
   ... 10 points of damage!
   Light shock to chest.  That stings!
The orc warrior falls to the ground and dies.
>
An elven traveller arrives, following you.

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A half-elven outlaw leaps out of his hiding place!
A half-elven outlaw swings a morning star at you!
  AS: +264 vs DS: +185 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +100 = +198  <--- yes, I has 98% chance to gets hit!
   ... and hits for 14 points of damage!
   Blow raises a welt on your left arm.

 ** Your white mithril greaves emit a searing bolt of lightning at the half-elven outlaw! **

   ... 30 points of damage!
   Terrible shock to neck fuses larynx shut.  A painful death follows.

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An elven bandit removes a plain wooden arrow from in his quiver.
An elven bandit fires a plain wooden arrow at you!
  AS: +259 vs DS: +142 with AvD: +18 + d100 roll: +68 = +203
   ... and hits for 12 points of damage!
   Minor puncture to the back.

 ** As you are hit, the outer rim of your mithril field plate seems to fold inward upon itself drawing the elven bandit along with it! **
   ... 30 points of damage!
   Massive decompression causes head to erupt in an explosion of brain and bone! Messy!
The elven bandit falls to the ground and dies.

 

You laugh out loud!

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A giantman thug leaps out of his hiding place!
A giantman thug swings with a fist-scythe at you!
  AS: +253 vs DS: +124 with AvD: +2 + d100 roll: +59 = +190
   ... and hits for 6 points of damage!
   Quick slash at your right eye.
   Strike lands but misses the target.

 ** Your red imflass helm flares with a burst of flame at the giantman thug! **

   ... 15 points of damage!
   Burst of flames to left leg blackens kneecap.
   The giantman thug is stunned!

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Running heedlessly through the icy terrain, you slip on a patch of ice and flail uselessly as you land on your rear!
Roundtime: 6 sec.

A half-elven thief leaps out of his hiding place!
A half-elven thief swings a mace at you!
  AS: +227 vs DS: +193 with AvD: +18 + d100 roll: +96 = +148
   ... and hits for 5 points of damage!
   A nice bruise on your neck!

A human robber leaps out of his hiding place!
A human robber swings a scimitar at you!
  AS: +233 vs DS: +143 with AvD: +12 + d100 roll: +19 = +121
   ... and hits for 3 points of damage!
   Tap to the arm pricks some interest but not much else.

 ** Your white mithril greaves emit a searing bolt of lightning at the human robber! **

   ... 35 points of damage!
   Spectacular arc of electricity enters one ear and comes out the other.  Instant death.

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A lesser ice giant swings a massive icicle at you!
  AS: +314 vs DS: +291 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +87 = +145
   ... and hits for 7 points of damage!
   Love tap upside your head!

 ** Your red imflass helm flares with a burst of flame at the ice giant! **

   ... 30 points of damage!
   Burst of flames to chest toasts skin nicely.
The ice giant grimaces as the flames boil his skin making him writhe in pain!
   ... 35 points of damage!
   Burst of flames to back fries shoulder blades.  Youch!
   The ice giant is stunned!


You laugh at a lesser ice giant!

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(This happened three times in a row!  I could not find the mugger until it died.)

A plain wooden arrow flies out of the shadows toward you!
  AS: +238 vs DS: +162 with AvD: +18 + d100 roll: +53 = +147
   ... and hits for 4 points of damage!
   Tap to the arm pricks some interest but not much else.

 ** Your mithril arm greaves emit a searing bolt of lightning at the halfling  mugger! **

   ... 20 points of damage!
   Heavy shock to left leg.  Gonna limp for awhile.
   The halfling  mugger is stunned!
The wooden arrow breaks apart and crumbles away.

 

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A half-elven brigand swings a scimitar at you!
  AS: +242 vs DS: +146 with AvD: +12 + d100 roll: +36 = +144
   ... and hits for 5 points of damage!
   Tap to the arm pricks some interest but not much else.

 ** Your white mithril greaves emit a searing bolt of lightning at the half-elven brigand! **

   ... 30 points of damage!
   Electric blast goes right to the heart!  Fibrillation can be fun.

[You have 11 kills remaining.]
The half-elven brigand falls to the ground and dies.

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(This happened while I was walking)

A half-elven thug leaps out of his hiding place!
A half-elven thug swings a scimitar at you!
  AS: +222 vs DS: +175 with AvD: +12 + d100 roll: +48 = +107
   ... and hits for 1 point of damage!
   A feeble blow to your right arm!

 ** Your mithril arm greaves emit a searing bolt of lightning at the half-elven thug! **

   ... 50 points of damage!
   Electrical charge toasts foe!  You get a sharp whiff of burning hair.

[You have completed this portion of your Adventurer's Guild task.]
The half-elven thug falls to the ground and dies.

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A human mugger leaps out of his hiding place!
A human mugger swings a ball and chain at you!
  AS: +257 vs DS: +124 with AvD: +12 + d100 roll: +93 = +238
   ... and hits for 21 points of damage!
   Large gash to your left arm, several muscles torn.
   You are stunned for 1 rounds!

 ** Your white mithril greaves emit a searing bolt of lightning at the human mugger! **

   ... 30 points of damage!
   Stunning arc of electricity fuses left leg at knee.
   It is knocked to the ground!
   The human mugger is stunned!

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[Roll result: 89 (open d100: 41)]
A half-krolvin marauder kicks his leg at your groin, but you manage to turn away in time, resulting in a light kick to your leg instead.

A half-krolvin marauder slashes with a troll-claw at you!
  AS: +208 vs DS: +68 with AvD: -3 + d100 roll: +64 = +201
   ... and hits for 7 points of damage!
   Flashy swing!
   You're lucky that it only bopped your nose.

 ** Your imflass helm flares with a burst of flame at the half-krolvin marauder! **

   ... 40 points of damage!
   Flame engulfs foe's left eye, setting it ablaze.  Mercifully, death follows quickly.

[You have 13 kills remaining.]

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